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Vampires Suck
TrailerBecca (Jenn Proske), an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward (Matt Lanter) and werewolf Jacob (Chris Riggi). As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.Genre: ComedyActors: Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Diedrich Bader, Chris Riggi, Ken Jeong, Anneliese van der Pol, David DeLuise, Kelsey Ford, Dave Foley, Jeff Witzke, Crista Flanagan, ...»Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron SeltzerCountry: United StatesDuration: 82 minQuality: HDRelease: 2010IMDb: 3.40 CommentsSort By- Newest
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Actors of "Vampires Suck"
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Characters of "Vampires Suck"
Bella Swan (Twilight character)Played by: Jenn ProskeEdward Cullen (Twilight character)Played by: Matt LanterCharlie Swan (Twilight character)Played by: Diedrich BaderJacob WhitePlayed by: Chris RiggiAro (Twilight character)Played by: Ken JeongJenniferPlayed by: Anneliese van der PolFisherman ScullyPlayed by: David DeLuiseEsme Cullen (Twilight character)Played by: Crista FlanaganJasper Hale (Twilight character)Played by: Nick EversmanRosalie Hale (Twilight character)Played by: Stephanie FischerEric Yorkie (Twilight character)Played by: Jun Hee LeeRachelPlayed by: Arielle KebbelJames (Twilight character)Played by: Charlie WeberGossip GirlPlayed by: Dana SeltzerBuffy SummersPlayed by: Krystal MayoMr. Molina (Twilight character)Played by: Ryan GloriosoJohn (Twilight character)Played by: Matthew WarzelDrunken Festival GoerPlayed by: Parker Dash -
Directors of "Vampires Suck"
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Creators of "Vampires Suck"
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Critic Reviews of "Vampires Suck"
NewsdayJune 03, 2013It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny.
New York Daily NewsJune 03, 2013All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof.
Time OutOctober 13, 2010A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoofable tween-vamp saga slightly more watchable.
Los Angeles TimesAugust 19, 2010Plenty of gags fall flat, but writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer... have tapped the vein more effectively than their norm, with enjoyable details and on-the-mark senseless brutality.
Winnipeg Free PressJuly 25, 2014It's been two whole years since the team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer subjected us to one of its godawful parodies. Alas, the vacation is over.
Tulsa WorldJuly 25, 2014With the level of humor here running to flatulence jokes, groin kicks and high-school smart-aleck cracks, their movie does, indeed, (surely no other critic in the world will be this clever) SUCK!
Observer (UK)July 25, 2014A witless, slavish pastiche of the series of romantic dramas based on Stephenie Meyer's Twilight novels. It is a knowing film that knows nothing about comedy.
PopMattersJuly 25, 2014Vampires Suck, and films like it, not only fail to parody elements of contemporary society, they barely spoof the genre they are trying to mock.
Film ThreatJune 03, 2013I know comedy is subjective, so grant me that Vampires Suck just did not make me laugh. It probably doesn't help that, as a spoof on the Twilight franchise, it's making fun of movies I also don't enjoy.
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