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Meet the Spartans
TrailerWhen Xerxes (Ken Davitian), the evil god king of Persia, sends his massive army to Sparta, King Leonidas (Sean Maguire) and 13 strapping warriors rise up to defend their homeland.The first battles are of the hip-hop variety, and taking position at the narrow Thermopylae pass provides a huge strategic advantage, but a goat trail back-door is betrayed to Xerxes.Genre: ComedyActors: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo, Diedrich Bader, Method Man, Jareb Dauplaise, Travis Van Winkle, Phil Morris, Jim Piddock, Nicole Parker, ...»Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron SeltzerCountry: United StatesDuration: 87 minQuality: HDRelease: 2008IMDb: 2.80 CommentsSort By- Newest
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Actors of "Meet the Spartans"
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Characters of "Meet the Spartans"
King LeonidasPlayed by: Sean Maguire
Queen GorgoPlayed by: Carmen Electra
King XerxesPlayed by: Ken Davitian
CaptainPlayed by: Kevin Sorbo
TheronPlayed by: Diedrich Bader
Persian EmissaryPlayed by: Method Man
DiliosPlayed by: Jareb Dauplaise
SonioPlayed by: Travis Van Winkle
MessengerPlayed by: Phil Morris
Simon CowellPlayed by: Jim Piddock
Paula AbdulPlayed by: Nicole Parker
Dane CookPlayed by: Ike Barinholtz
Betty SuarezPlayed by: Crista Flanagan
Leo Jr.Played by: Hunter Clary
Lindsay LohanPlayed by: Emily Wilson
Tom CruisePlayed by: Stuart Rigby
Urban KidPlayed by: Willie Macc
Donald TrumpPlayed by: John Di Domenico
Randy JacksonPlayed by: Christopher Lett
Tyra BanksPlayed by: Jenny Costa
Twiggy Look-a-LikePlayed by: Belinda Waymouth
Ms. Jay Look-a-LikePlayed by: Jesse Lewis IV
Mr. GlippenPlayed by: Ryan Fraley
Angelina JoliePlayed by: Tiffany Claus
Kevin FederlinePlayed by: Nick Steele
George W. BushPlayed by: Jim Nieb
Rocky BalboaPlayed by: Dean Cochran
Ryan SeacrestPlayed by: Nate Haden
Sanjaya MalakarPlayed by: Winter Jones
Dancing Persian EmissaryPlayed by: Philip Albuquerque
Dancing ImmortalPlayed by: Dazzle Boy
CouncilmanPlayed by: Steve Lindsley
Wrong LeoPlayed by: Joseph L. Henley Jr.
Hooters GirlPlayed by: Briana Barran
Pretty GirlPlayed by: Natasha Blasick
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Directors of "Meet the Spartans"
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Creators of "Meet the Spartans"
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Critic Reviews of "Meet the Spartans"
Entertainment WeeklyJanuary 30, 2008The result in Meet the Spartans is less classic Mel Brooks than middling Best Week Ever.
SlateJanuary 30, 2008This was the worst movie I've ever seen, so bad that I hesitate to label it a 'movie' and thus reflect shame upon the entire medium of film.
Boston GlobeJanuary 28, 2008It's a MADtv or Saturday Night Live sketch dressed up in feature-length clothing. It's way too much of an OK thing. And the way-too-much-ness goes on and on.
AV ClubJanuary 26, 2008While there's enough comedic material there for as many as three somewhat tolerable minutes of MADtv, Meet The Spartans gamely alternates between unfunny gay jokes and violent pratfalls for a good 80 minutes.
Digital SpyJuly 14, 2011Meet The Spartans? For those unlucky enough to be lured into the cinema, there's every chance you'll be wanting to meet your maker instead.
Movies.comApril 04, 2011Because this movie was written for 10-year-olds, it assumes that those 10-year-olds are the stupidest 10-year-olds alive.
MovieCrypt.comFebruary 10, 2009What does it say about a film with an hour running time that has twenty minutes of outtakes after the credits to reach theatrical length? Very little that's positive.
Cinema SightSeptember 03, 2008While still not a grand work of art, Meet the Spartans improves upon the formula established in the earlier parodies of Friedberg and Seltzer.
Sin MagazineJuly 22, 2008It's not very good at all, but I did manage to laugh at some moments of sudden pratfalls and comic violence, but the talkshow reference mentality has to go!
NewsBlazeMay 29, 2008A bizarre, leering orgy of celebrity crotches, lowbrow horny gay buffoons in leather, moronic gladiator mayhem, and too-much-information cascading bodily fluids galore.
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