Emo Philips

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Birthday:

7 February 1956, Chicago, Illinois, USA

Birth Name:

Phil Soltanec

Height:

188 cm

Emo Philips was born on February 7, 1956 in Chicago, Illinois, USA as Phil Soltanec. He is an actor and writer, known for UHF (1989), Emo Philips Live (1987) and The Aristocrats (2005). He has been married to Kipleigh Brown since November 5, 2011. He was previously married to Carmi and Judy Tenuta.

I'm a great lover... I bet

...and always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said 'A truck!'

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidot...Show more »

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What is eternity? You're on the checkout line at a supermarket. There are seven people in front of you. They are all old. They all have two ...Show more »

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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.

Everyone, everywhere, and all the time, used to laugh at me when I was growing up. So, when I was around 18, I thought, 'I'll become a comed...Show more »

Everyone, everywhere, and all the time, used to laugh at me when I was growing up. So, when I was around 18, I thought, 'I'll become a comedian, and then if everyone laughs at me, I'll be famous.' So I went on stage one night and, for the first time in my life, everyone stopped laughing at me. Show less «

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He sai...Show more »

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, how are you going to get into the corners?" Show less «

Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a p...Show more »

Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day. Show less «

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.