Carrie Fisher (21 October 1956, Burbank, California, USA) movies list and roles

I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive.

I have no ambitions as an actress. I'm going to do a day's work on Scream 3 (2000), but that's all I can handle, a day's work.

On her father's gossipy 1999 autobiography: "I'm going to have my DNA fumigated."

I always wanted to do what my mother did - get all dressed up, shoot people, fall in the mud. I never considered anything else.

You can't find true affection in Hollywood because everyone does the fake affection so well.

Females get hired along procreative lines. After 40, we're kind of cooked.

On merchandising for Star Wars: "I signed my likeness away. Every time I look in the mirror, I have to send Lucas a couple of bucks."

My father (Eddie Fisher) was a short Jewish man. My husband (Paul Simon) was a short Jewish man. Go figure.

Describing working with Harrison Ford on the original Star Wars (1977): Mark was 24, I was 19 and he [Harrison] was 33. He was like the big ...Show more »

Describing working with Harrison Ford on the original Star Wars (1977): Mark was 24, I was 19 and he [Harrison] was 33. He was like the big man on campus. You looked at him and you said to yourself, 'He's going to be a star.' Show less «

Explaining why gaffer's tape was sometimes used under her Princess Leia costume in Star Wars (1977): "As we all know, there is no underwear ...Show more »

Explaining why gaffer's tape was sometimes used under her Princess Leia costume in Star Wars (1977): "As we all know, there is no underwear in space." Show less «

Acting engenders and harbours qualities that are best left way behind in adolesence. People-pleasing, going on those interviews and jamming ...Show more »

Acting engenders and harbours qualities that are best left way behind in adolesence. People-pleasing, going on those interviews and jamming your whole personality into getting the job, ingratiating yourself to people you wouldn't f***ing spit on if they were on fire. Show less «

Describing the filming of Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980): "Mark [Hamill] was off on Dagobah while Harrison [Ford] and...Show more »

Describing the filming of Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980): "Mark [Hamill] was off on Dagobah while Harrison [Ford] and I were were getting drunk in Cloud City." Show less «

I was born into big celebrity. It could only diminish.

Leia is not a real character. She is more of a caricature, and is somewhat one-dimensional. It's not really possible to write out a list of ...Show more »

Leia is not a real character. She is more of a caricature, and is somewhat one-dimensional. It's not really possible to write out a list of Princess Leia's likes and dislikes. I do know her favorite color, though, it's white. She wears white all the time. But that doesn't help me much. Show less «

I've got a lot of photos of me when I was very young at parties with celebrities, but I don't really remember the people or when the photos ...Show more »

I've got a lot of photos of me when I was very young at parties with celebrities, but I don't really remember the people or when the photos were taken. Show less «

I think of my body as a side effect of my mind.

On success: There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap".

On time: Instant gratification takes too long.

On experience: Maturity: A stoic response to endless reality.

[on the cultural significance of her parents] I don't know if they were culturally significant, but they were very popular. My mother and my...Show more »

[on the cultural significance of her parents] I don't know if they were culturally significant, but they were very popular. My mother and my father were America's sweethearts. They literally received that tag. Even my parents sort of went along with the assumption that they were a good couple, but they probably weren't a very good couple. Anyway, my father was best friends with a man named Michael Todd. Mike Todd was married to Elizabeth Taylor. Mike Todd died in a plane crash, and my father consoled Elizabeth Taylor with his penis. Show less «

[When asked if the character Princess Leia was the dark side of the force in your professional career] Oh, no. It was fun! I was young. Peop...Show more »

[When asked if the character Princess Leia was the dark side of the force in your professional career] Oh, no. It was fun! I was young. People want it to be a problem for me. No. Those are great movies. Why shouldn't I be proud of being in that? The dark side? You ever see Hollywood Vice Squad (1986) or The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)? How about Under the Rainbow (1981)? Was Star Wars the dark side? There's so much competition for that one. Show less «

[About what her father, Eddie Fisher, did to help Elizabeth Taylor after her husband Michael Todd's death] He rushed to her side, gradually ...Show more »

[About what her father, Eddie Fisher, did to help Elizabeth Taylor after her husband Michael Todd's death] He rushed to her side, gradually moving to her front... He consoled her with flowers and, ultimately, he consoled her with his penis. Show less «

[on the sale of Lucasfilm to Disney] I'm now a Disney Princess!

Even in space, there's a double standard. [On why Princess Leia never got her own light saber]

I'm not as cooperative as you might want a woman to be ... Every man, I think, or at least the ones I end up finding, there's no such thing ...Show more »

I'm not as cooperative as you might want a woman to be ... Every man, I think, or at least the ones I end up finding, there's no such thing as a consort. All men are kings. That was my little discovery in the process ... I really thought men's fantasy is to have an intellectual geisha. So what I did was I learned to cook and I took a massage course. But that's not all of it. You have to also agree. [On her relationship with Paul Simon] Show less «

I got to be the only girl in an all boy fantasy, and it's a great role for women. She's a very proactive character and gets the job done. So...Show more »

I got to be the only girl in an all boy fantasy, and it's a great role for women. She's a very proactive character and gets the job done. So if you're going to get typecast as something, that might as well be it for me. [On her role as Princess Leia] Show less «

The father who flipped out about it [Lei's metal bikini in Return of the Jedi], 'What am I going to tell my kid about why she's in that outf...Show more »

The father who flipped out about it [Lei's metal bikini in Return of the Jedi], 'What am I going to tell my kid about why she's in that outfit?' Tell them that a giant slug captured me and forced me to wear that stupid outfit, and then I killed him because I didn't like it. And then I took it off. Backstage. Show less «

"Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die." Wishful Drinking, 2008

George comes up to me the first day of filming and he takes one look at the dress and says, "You can't wear a bra under that dress." So, I s...Show more »

George comes up to me the first day of filming and he takes one look at the dress and says, "You can't wear a bra under that dress." So, I say, "Okay, I'll bite. Why?" And he says, "Because. . . there's no underwear in space." What happens is you go to space and you become weightless. So far so good, right? But then your body expands??? But your bra doesn't--so you get strangled by your own bra. Now I think that this would make for a fantastic obit--so I tell my younger friends that no matter how I go, I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra. Show less «

They always do [ask me to lose weight]. They want to hire part of me, not all of me. They want to hire about three-fourths, so I have to get...Show more »

They always do [ask me to lose weight]. They want to hire part of me, not all of me. They want to hire about three-fourths, so I have to get rid of the fourth somehow. The fourth can't be with me. I made a joke!" Show less «

[on being the daughter of a Jewish father and Protestant mother] I always felt the Jewish part more. In fact, growing up I felt like a Jew a...Show more »

[on being the daughter of a Jewish father and Protestant mother] I always felt the Jewish part more. In fact, growing up I felt like a Jew among WASPs. Show less «

I think I am Princess Leia; Princess Leia is me. It's like a Möbius strip tease.

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.