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The Pacifier
TrailerAfter a Navy SEAL fails to rescue a scientist who developed a top secret device, he is assigned to guard the man's children while searching for information on where the device may be hidden inside the house. Along the way, he must cope with rebellious teens, child care, an overbearing school official, and foreign spies also looking for it.Actors: Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Brittany Snow, Max Thieriot, Chris Potter, Carol Kane, Brad Garrett, Morgan York, Kegan Hoover, Logan Hoover, ...»Director: Adam ShankmanCountry: United StatesDuration: 95 minQuality: HDRelease: 2005IMDb: 5.60 CommentsSort By- Newest
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Actors of "The Pacifier"
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Characters of "The Pacifier"
Shane WolfePlayed by: Vin Diesel
Principal Claire FletcherPlayed by: Lauren Graham
Julie PlummerPlayed by: Faith Ford
Zoe PlummerPlayed by: Brittany Snow
Seth PlummerPlayed by: Max Thieriot
Capt. Bill FawcettPlayed by: Chris Potter
HelgaPlayed by: Carol Kane
Vice Principal Dwayne MurneyPlayed by: Brad Garrett
Lulu PlummerPlayed by: Morgan York
Peter PlummerPlayed by: Kegan Hoover
Baby Tyler PlummerPlayed by: Bo Vink
Liesl von TrappPlayed by: Anne Fletcher
Maria von TrappPlayed by: Allison Lynn
Captain von TrappPlayed by: Gabriel Antonacci
Brigitta von TrappPlayed by: Mary Pitt
Friedrich von TrappPlayed by: Dan Sutcliffe
Gretl von TrappPlayed by: Vanessa Cobham
Kurt von TrappPlayed by: Jordan Allison
Louisa von TrappPlayed by: Rachael Dolan
Marta von TrappPlayed by: Charlotte Szivak
Mother AbbessPlayed by: Toya Alexis
FireflyPlayed by: Maria Georgas
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Directors of "The Pacifier"
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Creators of "The Pacifier"
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Critic Reviews of "The Pacifier"
AV ClubSeptember 26, 2005At one point, Diesel literally wades into a rancid sewer and emerges covered in feces, an image that sadly doubles as a metaphor for his career.
Rolling StoneMarch 10, 2005There is no pleasure, guilty or otherwise, to be found in The Pacifier.
Entertainment WeeklyMarch 09, 2005A yawn-by-numbers romper-room dud that is nevertheless shrewd enough to tweak its star, Vin Diesel, for becoming a joke in less time than it took him to become an action hero.
Ebert & RoeperMarch 07, 2005It's so awful. This reminds me, every once in a while on television they'll show failed sitcom pilots that never got picked up by the networks, and this has the feel of something like that.
Common Sense MediaDecember 28, 2010A crass, crude, and overly-familiar comedy.
Cinema CrazedApril 29, 2009Though it does have a talented cast with occasionally charming moments, it's still bad, and brainless.
Urban CinefileOctober 18, 2008It might have been a good career move for Diesel, who cut his teeth on high-octane action, but the script needs a lift and the direction feels lackluster.
Sacramento News & ReviewAugust 07, 2008Diesel has amply shown his star presence already, and he may even have a flair for comedy (if Hulk Hogan did, why shouldn't he?), but he gets no chance to prove it here.
Christianity TodayNovember 01, 2006It's almost as if the writers got carried away with brainstorming all the funny things they could do with Vin Diesel's character.
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