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TrailerThe Onion Movie depicts the satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior. Hilarity ensues when a veteran anchorman (Len Cariou) refuses to adhere to corporate standards.Genre: ComedyActors: Daniel Chacón, Ken Takemoto, Steven Seagal, Don McManus, Kate Fuglei, Abigail Mavity, Reid Weaver, Brian Powell, Adele Robbins, Jason L. Miller, Brendon Baerg, ...»Director: Tom Kuntz, Mike MaguireCountry: United StatesDuration: 86 minQuality: SDRelease: 2008IMDb: 6.2Rating(1) Voted0 CommentsSort By- Newest
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Actors of "The Onion Movie"
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Characters of "The Onion Movie"
Young AmericanPlayed by: Daniel Chacón
SenseiPlayed by: Ken Takemoto
Dennis McCormickPlayed by: Don McManus
Dolores McCormickPlayed by: Kate Fuglei
Roseanne McCormickPlayed by: Abigail Mavity
Dennis McCormick, Jr.Played by: Reid Weaver
Typical Neighbor HusbandPlayed by: Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor WifePlayed by: Adele Robbins
Sooty FirefighterPlayed by: Jason L. Miller
Sooty ChildPlayed by: Brendon Baerg
Norm ArcherPlayed by: Len Cariou
Dana DobbsPlayed by: Larissa Laskin
Kip KendallPlayed by: Scott Klace
Alzheimers Old LadyPlayed by: Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Guys in CrowdPlayed by: Sandy Kenyon
ProducerPlayed by: Orlando Seale
Melissa CherryPlayed by: Sarah McElligott
African ChildPlayed by: Karl Montgomery
DiboPlayed by: Kwame Boateng
White Trash DudePlayed by: Steven Kozlowski
Surgeon GeneralPlayed by: Randy Oglesby
Fat ManPlayed by: Archie Howard
SmokerPlayed by: Howard Shur
Smoker DriverPlayed by: Todd Hanson
Bud SchwartzPlayed by: Arthur Kendall
Brunno TucciPlayed by: Ira Gewant
Rolly IngersollPlayed by: Christopher Weeks
Skink BradleyPlayed by: Edward Ansara
Raggles WimpolePlayed by: Murray Gershenz
Uncle SmackersPlayed by: Paul 'Mousie' Garner
Mavis De HavenPlayed by: Helen Geller
Kenneth GarberPlayed by: Richard Fancy
Raymond MarcusPlayed by: Murphy Dunne
The MassesPlayed by: Alex Solowitz
Rapist LisaPlayed by: Savannah Haske
Rapist PolicemanPlayed by: Griffin M. Creech
Ivy LeaguerPlayed by: Daniel Dae Kim
Rapist UnclePlayed by: Stefan Sacks
Rape Victim JuliePlayed by: Rebecca Lowman
Board Game WomanPlayed by: Amy Davies
Steel Beam Construction GuyPlayed by: John Gibson Miller
Steel Beam ArchitectPlayed by: Jim Gleason
Dutch DadPlayed by: Ben Braat
PeruvianPlayed by: Sal Lopez
Arab TerroristPlayed by: Bashar Rahal
Young TerroristPlayed by: Russell Steinberg
AhmedPlayed by: Ahmed Ahmed
AhmanPlayed by: Amir Talai
White Black Guy BillPlayed by: Ryan Bosch
White Black Guy JennyPlayed by: Leslie Duke
White Black Guy TimPlayed by: Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy JudgePlayed by: Mary Boucher
White Black Guy Jury ForemanPlayed by: Chris Karwowski
Pentagon GeneralPlayed by: Michael Harte
Pentagon OfficerPlayed by: James Kayten
Landmine SalesmanPlayed by: Sean Conroy
Landmine BossPlayed by: Christopher Boyer
Recruitment OfficerPlayed by: S.E. Perry
Line-Up DetectivePlayed by: Michael Harney
Prisoner DadPlayed by: Robert Shampain
Girl Greeting PrisonerPlayed by: Jordan Lindsay Hamm
Kwame RobertsPlayed by: Tom Wright
James NakatamiPlayed by: Gedde Watanabe
Dashante JacksonPlayed by: Troy L. Collins
McSorley's BartenderPlayed by: Daniel Colembie
Upstanding Black ManPlayed by: Marc Antonio Pritchett
Dave KostmanPlayed by: Jerry Giles
Peen Out GuyPlayed by: John Viener
Library Penis ManPlayed by: Mike Loew
Penis Pal GlenPlayed by: David Chisum
Penis Ethnic ManPlayed by: Martin Morales
Skooter BoyPlayed by: Micah Sauers
Penis BusinessmanPlayed by: Michael R. Dowell
BusinessmanPlayed by: Ken Narasaki
Bates Computer CustomerPlayed by: Clint Culp
Bates Computer Salesman DirkPlayed by: Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Customer's WifePlayed by: Maria Schneider
Bates Temp DudePlayed by: Dustin Seavey
Bates BusinessmanPlayed by: Bill Dearth
Bates Delivery ManPlayed by: Greg Harris
Bates ManagerPlayed by: James M. Connor
Gil BatesPlayed by: Michael Delaney
Bryce BrandPlayed by: Nick Chinlund
Bryce's ManagerPlayed by: Jim Rash
Porn StarPlayed by: Angel Cassidy
Brendan LarouxPlayed by: Kirk Ward
Studio ExecutivePlayed by: Eric Siegel
Cooking Show ChefPlayed by: Meredith Baxter
Wizard GamerPlayed by: Charley Beil
Wizard ProteusPlayed by: Jed Rees
Wizards DragonmasterPlayed by: Greg Pitts
Hippie DiplomantPlayed by: Greg Cipes
Man in SuitPlayed by: William Duffy
SlovesevicPlayed by: Evgeniy Lazarev
BirajkoPlayed by: Adam Gregor
Bank CustomerPlayed by: Sarah DeVincentis
Bank Liz AnnePlayed by: Michelle Buffone
Bank Mr. PoniewiczPlayed by: Jim Ortlieb
Gay GuyPlayed by: Cory Nartatez
Presidential AdvisorPlayed by: Kenneth C. RosierMore Characters -
Directors of "The Onion Movie"
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Critic Reviews of "The Onion Movie"
eFilmCritic.comJuly 28, 2008It's easy to see why nobody wanted to finish The Onion Movie. But why did anybody want to start it?
Sacramento BeeJune 13, 2008The Onion may continue to thrive as a satirical, fake news Web site, newspaper and publisher of books, but The Onion Movie, a straight-to-DVD release, is a tired sketch-comedy collection.
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