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    The Hottie and the Nottie

    Nate Cooper (Joel David Moore) has never gotten over his first crush from elementary school, Cristabelle (Paris Hilton). Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, only to discover true beauty is what he truly looks for. 
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  • Actors of "The Hottie and the Nottie"

  • Characters of "The Hottie and the Nottie"

    Cristabel Abbott. Character of The Hottie and the Nottie
    Played by: Paris Hilton
    Nate Cooper. Character of The Hottie and the Nottie
    June Phigg. Character of The Hottie and the Nottie
    Johann Wulrich. Character of The Hottie and the Nottie
    Played by: Johann Urb
    Cole Slawsen. Character of The Hottie and the Nottie
    Played by: Adam Kulbersh
    Arno Blount. Character of The Hottie and the Nottie
    Mrs. Blount. Character of The Hottie and the Nottie
    Jane. Character of The Hottie and the Nottie
    Played by: Kathryn Fiore
  • Directors of "The Hottie and the Nottie"

    Tom Putnam. Director of The Hottie and the Nottie
    Tom Putnam
    Birthdate: 25 March 1972, Oregon, USA
  • Creators of "The Hottie and the Nottie"

    Heidi Ferrer. Director of The Hottie and the Nottie
    Heidi Ferrer
    Birthdate: 28 May 1970, Kansas, USA
  • Critic Reviews of "The Hottie and the Nottie"

    Time Out
    March 28, 2008

    A stark yet comforting reminder that cold, hard cash is no substitute for cold, hard talent. 'The Hottie and the Nottie' is an execrable Z-grade eugenics parable moonlighting as a sexy, disposable date movie.

    Ebert & Roeper
    February 11, 2008

    It is excruciatingly, painfully, horribly, terribly awful.

    New York Post
    February 08, 2008

    It looks like it was shot on middle school AV club equipment, and the jokes, aiming for gross-out value, are merely sad.

    New York Daily News
    February 08, 2008

    [The film] regularly grinds to a halt just so Putnam can capture Hilton running, sunning or simply posing -- usually in slow motion.

    Miami Herald
    February 08, 2008

    Imagine the worst movie you've ever seen. Got it? Now try to think of something worse. That something is this movie -- wretched, embarrassing and a waste of the time and energy of everyone involved.

    Los Angeles Times
    February 08, 2008

    Hottie goes from insufferable to downright intolerable. While it pays lip service to inner beauty, the movie winds up as a feature-length advertisement for cosmetic surgery.

    TheMovieReport.com
    January 06, 2014

    Just about everything about it feels made for viewing at home, a fact underscored by the porn star monotone that is Hilton's 'acting' voice.

    Movies.com
    April 04, 2011

    Hard time in the joint can change a person. Make them worse sometimes. And it would appear that this is Hilton's idea of revenge on a world she feels has done her wrong.

    Antagony & Ecstasy
    March 08, 2011

    A person famous only because of the intense lack of basic decency with which she has pursued fame would obviously want to play the most beautiful conceivable human being.

    WJFK-FM (CBS Radio)
    June 01, 2008

    I just kept thinking about Daniel Day-Lewis and Marlon Brando when I watched Paris Hilton's acting performance in this film (can you sense the sarcasm?).

    sbs.is
    May 19, 2008

    an insult to mankind

    eFilmCritic.com
    May 19, 2008

    The sort of comedy that could only have been produced by aliens whose only knowledge of earth comes from TMZ.com, VH1 reality shows, and Dane Cook movies.

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