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The Hottie and the Nottie
TrailerNate Cooper (Joel David Moore) has never gotten over his first crush from elementary school, Cristabelle (Paris Hilton). Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, only to discover true beauty is what he truly looks for.Actors: Paris Hilton, Joel David Moore, Christine Lakin, Johann Urb, Adam Kulbersh, Greg Romero Wilson, Marianne Muellerleile, Kathryn Fiore, Scott Prendergast, Morgan Rusler, Ryan Alvarez, ...»Director: Tom PutnamCountry: United StatesDuration: 91 minQuality: SDRelease: 2008IMDb: 2.00 CommentsSort By- Newest
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Actors of "The Hottie and the Nottie"
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Characters of "The Hottie and the Nottie"
Cristabel AbbottPlayed by: Paris HiltonNate CooperPlayed by: Joel David MooreJune PhiggPlayed by: Christine LakinJohann WulrichPlayed by: Johann UrbCole SlawsenPlayed by: Adam KulbershArno BlountPlayed by: Greg Romero WilsonMrs. BlountPlayed by: Marianne MuellerleileJanePlayed by: Kathryn Fiore -
Directors of "The Hottie and the Nottie"
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Creators of "The Hottie and the Nottie"
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Critic Reviews of "The Hottie and the Nottie"
Time OutMarch 28, 2008A stark yet comforting reminder that cold, hard cash is no substitute for cold, hard talent. 'The Hottie and the Nottie' is an execrable Z-grade eugenics parable moonlighting as a sexy, disposable date movie.
Ebert & RoeperFebruary 11, 2008It is excruciatingly, painfully, horribly, terribly awful.
New York PostFebruary 08, 2008It looks like it was shot on middle school AV club equipment, and the jokes, aiming for gross-out value, are merely sad.
New York Daily NewsFebruary 08, 2008[The film] regularly grinds to a halt just so Putnam can capture Hilton running, sunning or simply posing -- usually in slow motion.
Miami HeraldFebruary 08, 2008Imagine the worst movie you've ever seen. Got it? Now try to think of something worse. That something is this movie -- wretched, embarrassing and a waste of the time and energy of everyone involved.
Los Angeles TimesFebruary 08, 2008Hottie goes from insufferable to downright intolerable. While it pays lip service to inner beauty, the movie winds up as a feature-length advertisement for cosmetic surgery.
TheMovieReport.comJanuary 06, 2014Just about everything about it feels made for viewing at home, a fact underscored by the porn star monotone that is Hilton's 'acting' voice.
Movies.comApril 04, 2011Hard time in the joint can change a person. Make them worse sometimes. And it would appear that this is Hilton's idea of revenge on a world she feels has done her wrong.
Antagony & EcstasyMarch 08, 2011A person famous only because of the intense lack of basic decency with which she has pursued fame would obviously want to play the most beautiful conceivable human being.
WJFK-FM (CBS Radio)June 01, 2008I just kept thinking about Daniel Day-Lewis and Marlon Brando when I watched Paris Hilton's acting performance in this film (can you sense the sarcasm?).
sbs.isMay 19, 2008an insult to mankind
eFilmCritic.comMay 19, 2008The sort of comedy that could only have been produced by aliens whose only knowledge of earth comes from TMZ.com, VH1 reality shows, and Dane Cook movies.
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