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TrailerAs the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett';;s teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John';;s side ever since. But then one day John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted.Actors: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale, Giovanni Ribisi, Patrick Warburton, Matt Walsh, Jessica Barth, Aedin Mincks, Bill Smitrovich, Patrick Stewart, ...»Director: Seth MacFarlaneCountry: United StatesDuration: 106 minQuality: HDRelease: 2012IMDb: 6.9Rating(23) Voted1 CommentsSort By- Newest
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Actors of "Ted (2012)"
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Characters of "Ted (2012)"
John BennettPlayed by: Mark Wahlberg
Lori CollinsPlayed by: Mila Kunis
TedPlayed by: Seth MacFarlane
RexPlayed by: Joel McHale
DonnyPlayed by: Giovanni Ribisi
GuyPlayed by: Patrick Warburton
ThomasPlayed by: Matt Walsh
Tami-LynnPlayed by: Jessica Barth
RobertPlayed by: Aedin Mincks
FrankPlayed by: Bill Smitrovich
Norah JonesPlayed by: Norah Jones
Sam JonesPlayed by: Sam J. Jones
Tom SkerrittPlayed by: Tom Skerritt
John's DadPlayed by: Ralph Garman
John's MomPlayed by: Alex Borstein
AlixPlayed by: John Viener
TanyaPlayed by: Laura Vandervoort
Asian Man 'Ming'Played by: Robert Wu
GinaPlayed by: Ginger Gonzaga
TracyPlayed by: Jessica Stroup
MichellePlayed by: Melissa Ordway
Greenbaum KidPlayed by: Max Harris
HeavenlyPlayed by: Kristina Ellery
CherenePlayed by: Katelyn Lorren
AngeliquePlayed by: Chanty Sok
Sauvignon BlancPlayed by: Sarah Fischer
WaitressPlayed by: Cassie Djerf
Guy at Table #2Played by: Joe Siriani
Guy in LinePlayed by: Paul Campbell
Girl at PartyPlayed by: Tania Cabrera
Plymouth PR WorkerPlayed by: Viera Andrea Moya
Club GirlPlayed by: Haejee Kim
EllenPlayed by: Lydia Hannibal
Crazy GuyPlayed by: Shawn Thornton
StagehandPlayed by: Eric Weinstein
WaiterPlayed by: Danny Smith
NewscasterPlayed by: Mike Nikitas
Female NewscasterPlayed by: Robin Hamilton
Southern NewscasterPlayed by: Mike Henry
HusbandPlayed by: Johnny Lee Davenport
WifePlayed by: Christina Everett -
Directors of "Ted (2012)"
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Creators of "Ted (2012)"
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Critic Reviews of "Ted (2012)"
Time OutJuly 31, 2012Sure, MacFarlane, you can make us laugh, but it's time to grow up. Seriously.
Film.comJune 29, 2012You'll feel the warmth and camaraderie of a Bostonian and his little sentient bear.
Newark Star-LedgerJune 29, 2012The idea of a toy that comes to life - and then won't go away - isn't a bad one. Too bad that "Ted" manages to overstay its welcome without ever really coming to life itself.
CinemixtapeApril 17, 2016The movie is hilarious in fits and starts, but nothing is sustained and every joke, funny or not, is delivered with the dial up to 11.
Philadelphia WeeklyMay 03, 2015Very funny until all of the sudden it's not anymore.
Big HollywoodJune 30, 2013A surprisingly funny and crude comedy about a man's relationship with a talking teddy bear.
DeadspinJune 23, 2013Soulless, angry-white-guy comedy at its worst. This is a smug, nasty little number.
The Patriot LedgerJune 02, 2013I was expecting something more than repetitive jokes, incessant pop culture references and rampant misogyny.
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Gallery of "Ted (2012)"
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Soundtracks of "Ted (2012)"
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