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    Suck (2009)

    The film is a rock and roll-vampire-comedy. It follows a petty rock band called the Winners, consisting of vocalist Joey Winner (Stefaniuk), bassist Jennifer (Paré), guitarist Tyler (Paul Anthony), drummer Sam (Mike Lobel), and foreign roadie Hugo (Chris Ratz), along with their sleazy manager Jeff (Dave Foley), as they tour across Canada and the USA after Jennifer is turned into a vampire by Queeny (Dimitri Coats). Meanwhile, a vampire hunter who is afraid of the dark named Eddie Van Helsing (McDowell) quickly chases them down.
    Duration: 91 min
    Quality: HD
    Release: 2009
    IMDb: 6.0
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  • Actors of "Suck (2009)"

  • Characters of "Suck (2009)"

    Joey. Character of Suck (2009)
    Played by: Rob Stefaniuk
    Jennifer. Character of Suck (2009)
    Played by: Jessica Paré
    Tyler. Character of Suck (2009)
    Played by: Paul Anthony
    Sam. Character of Suck (2009)
    Played by: Mike Lobel
    Hugo. Character of Suck (2009)
    Played by: Chris Ratz
    Bartender. Character of Suck (2009)
    Played by: Alice Cooper
    Queeny. Character of Suck (2009)
    Played by: Dimitri Coats
    Jeff. Character of Suck (2009)
    Played by: Dave Foley
  • Critic Reviews of "Suck (2009)"

    Boston Globe
    September 02, 2010

    [Not] to be confused with the current Twilight-glomming insta-spoof Vampires Suck -- but that doesn't mean it's an altogether sharper comedy, either.

    Variety
    July 06, 2010

    An indie-rock-scene satire (plus vampires) whose songlist vastly outweighs its laugh (let alone scare) quotient.

    Dork Shelf
    May 18, 2018

    Stefaniuk's directorial strengths lie in his creation of aesthetic...and mood. When the film is not self-conscious, it is extremely funny and while the subtext is noticeable, it's not overwhelming.

    JoBlo's Movie Emporium
    July 27, 2010

    Like the obscure Vampire musical, ROCKULA- but, you know-good.

    Geekweek
    April 28, 2010

    Cameos from the likes of Alice Cooper, Henry Rollins, Moby, Iggy Pop, and Alex Lifeson would seem to indicate that this is something to watch...instead, they clue us in that these no-longer-young rockers will apparently do anything for a buck.

    FEARnet
    April 06, 2010

    A weeknight rental for those who can appreciate material both broadly goofy and amusingly gory.

    JWR
    September 18, 2009

    The cinema's insatiable appetite for all things vampire has just received a bloody musical helping of rock 'n' roll that aims for the jugular then doesn't let go.

    Screen International
    September 15, 2009

    Stefaniuk, a one-man band as writer, director, actor and author of seven of the film's songs, leavens the schtick of band humour with vampire lore.

    Boxoffice Magazine
    September 11, 2009

    Juggling conventions, skewering clichés and referencing genre cues, Stefaniuk packs the film with so many insider jokes that what could have been a wild ride simply isn't.

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