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Jersey Shore Massacre
TrailerWhen Teresa and 5 other girls leave their New Jersey salon for a typical weekend of sun and sin down the shore the situation takes a bizarre turn leading them and five obnoxious fist-pumpers into the mysterious Pine Barrens to become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.Actors: Danielle Dallacco, Angelica Boccella, Giovanni Roselli, Chris Lazzaro, Nicole Rutigliano, Ashley Mitchell, Christina Scaglione, Brenton Duplessie, Brett Azar, John Michael Hastie, Leonarda Jonie, ...»Director: Paul TarnopolCountry: United StatesDuration: 88 minQuality: HDRelease: 2014IMDb: 2.90 CommentsSort By- Newest
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Critic Reviews of "Jersey Shore Massacre"
Robert Abele Los Angeles TimesAugust 22, 2014There's no ignoring the aggressive stupidity and crassness behind the whole enterprise.
Dennis Harvey VarietyAugust 22, 2014As willfully lowbrow dumb fun goes, it's pretty painless.
Stephen Whitty Newark Star-LedgerAugust 22, 2014I felt like I needed to take a shower before I went back inside my house.
Ben Kenigsberg New York TimesAugust 21, 2014Acknowledging Hurricane Sandy, "Jersey Shore Massacre" reminds viewers that it's hardly the worst disaster to hit the region. But it gives the Hindenburg stiff competition.
Jordan Hoffman New York Daily NewsAugust 21, 2014"Jersey Shore Massacre" doesn't even take place on the Jersey Shore, nor do any of the reality show's stars show up despite Jenni (JWOWW) Farley's prominent billing as an executive producer.
Chuck Wilson Village VoiceAugust 19, 2014Watching the hopelessly vapid get taken out, one by one, has never been more depressing.
Dustin Putman TheFilmFile.comAugust 25, 2014Distinctly unimaginative in its third act but competently made nonetheless, "Jersey Shore Massacre" should divert viewers under the right circumstances. Otherwise, this is pretty disposable fare.
Jeffrey Lyles Lyles' Movie FilesAugust 25, 2014Brutal even by B movie standards, making for one of the longer 88 minutes no viewer should ever be forced to have to endure.
Mike McGranaghan Film RacketAugust 21, 2014This irredeemably awful film should only be viewed under threat of grievous bodily harm. And even then, you should give your choice some careful consideration.
Charles Bramesco The DissolveAugust 20, 2014What keeps Jersey Shore Massacre lively is that this mean-spirited, aggressively stupid film constantly finds new and shocking ways to be terrible.
Kam Williams Baret NewsAugust 17, 2014While the film fails to break any new ground in terms of the splatterflick genre, it's still entertaining enough to recommend, provided you have a strong stomach for vivisection and Italian stereotypes
Matt Donato We Got This CoveredAugust 17, 2014Imagine the cast of MTV's Jersey Shore stuck in a slasher movie - but then remove any bits of entertainment, intelligence or respectful execution you might assume would be present. Who pulled the pin on this grenade?
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