House Of Wax

Filled with the usual contemporary horror staples, most notably lots of rusty torture implements and cellphones that tend to scurry mischievously out of reach just as the villain bears down on his prey.

It had a great sense of humor about itself.

You'll be rooting for these people to get slaughtered out of sheer boredom.

This movie gives it to you, as no movie has in some years.

When the cast starts wondering where the roadkill is, someone says, 'Follow the smell.' Good tip: That's how you'll know where Wax is playing.

A very stupid, very nasty and very messy horror film.

A 2005 review of this picture would've registered more shock from me...

A stupid, brainless, and pointless horror installment with all the usual characters, and pretty bad acting all around...

This Wax's infusion of Paris Hilton and flirty teen sex comedy retreads might have sent original wax maniac Vincent Price into spontaneous meltdown, without the need of heating fluid.

Not just fun and funny (don't forget, Paris Hilton's in it), but it's also surprisingly frightening.

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Apparent kills are left unverified, handy firearms are left untouched, and the group splits up a record four times, ensuring most of these dolts will never see the dawn.