Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

Clearly a bottom-feeder.

This movie looks like it was no fun to make. It certainly was no fun to watch.

It's one of those 'I-can't-believe- I'm-enjoying-this' kind of things.

'There's a way in. There's a way out.' He's right. It's behind you, right below the sign that says Exit. Just follow the stampede.

Wisely prods not only ordinary phobias about big, bad serpents but also universal terrors of the dark, of narrow spaces, of drowning, of falling, of spiders and much more.

The sequel might have the formula down, but it lacks everything that made Anaconda fun.

It's a bad movie, really bad, and in the end I was just baffled that this was actually made.

...represents a significant improvement over its lackluster predecessor...

The character development is as thin as shed snakeskin.

So who is this movie for? Based on my experience at the theater, kids who just turned thirteen yesterday.

This is a film that manages to take what should have been delirious camp fun and turn it into a struggle to keep any remote interest.

Provides some unintentional laughs and genuine bursts of adrenalin, however hokey it gets and however Harry Potterish the snakes.