Tim Allen
Birthday:
13 June 1953, Denver, Colorado, USA
Birth Name:
Timothy Allen Dick
Height:
179 cm
Timothy Allen Dick was born on June 13, 1953, in Denver, Colorado, USA, to Martha Katherine (Fox) and Gerald M. Dick. His father, a real-estate salesman, was killed in a collision with a drunk driver while driving his family home from a University of Colorado football game, when Tim was eleven years old. His mother, a community-service worker, rema...
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Timothy Allen Dick was born on June 13, 1953, in Denver, Colorado, USA, to Martha Katherine (Fox) and Gerald M. Dick. His father, a real-estate salesman, was killed in a collision with a drunk driver while driving his family home from a University of Colorado football game, when Tim was eleven years old. His mother, a community-service worker, remarried her high-school sweetheart, an Episcopalian deacon, two years after Tim's father's death. Tim has a total of eight siblings. His ancestry includes English, German, Irish, and Scottish.When Tim was young, his family moved to Birmingham, Michigan. In high school, his favorite subject was shop, of course, and after high school, he attended Western Michigan University and graduated with a degree in Television Production in 1975. In 1978, he was arrested on drug charges and spent two years in jail. Upon his release, he had a new outlook on life and on a dare from a friend, started his comedy career at the Comedy Castle in Detroit. Later, he went on to do several cable specials, including, Comedy's Dirtiest Dozen (1988) and Tim Allen: Men Are Pigs (1990). In 1991, he became the star of his own hit television series on ABC called Home Improvement (1991). While continuing to film his television series throughout most of the 1990s, he starred in a string of blockbuster movies including The Santa Clause (1994), Toy Story (1995), Toy Story 2 (1999) and Galaxy Quest (1999). In August 1996, he developed and unveiled his own signature line of power tools, manufactured by Ryobi. On top of all that, he has his own racing team, Tim Allen/Saleen RRRRacing. In May 1999, he ended his series Home Improvement (1991) after eight seasons and in 2001, he filmed such movies as Big Trouble (2002) and Joe Somebody (2001). Show less «
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men...Show more »
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison. Show less «
[November 2016] What I find odd in Hollywood is that they didn't like Trump [Donald J. Trump] because he was a bully. But if you had any kin...Show more »
[November 2016] What I find odd in Hollywood is that they didn't like Trump [Donald J. Trump] because he was a bully. But if you had any kind of inkling that you were for Trump, you got bullied for doing that. And it gets a little bit hypocritical to me. Show less «
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and u...Show more »
My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best. Show less «
I have to get a license to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensin...Show more »
I have to get a license to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children. Show less «
The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metap...Show more »
The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels. Show less «
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across ...Show more »
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded. Show less «
I have a thing for tools.
I have a thing for tools.
In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same thing.
In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same thing.
I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, th...Show more »
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom. Show less «
I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to cat...Show more »
I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did. Show less «
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.
In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testostero...Show more »
In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers. Show less «
I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?
I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?
You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.
You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.
I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.
I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the gro...Show more »
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever. Show less «
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.
When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.
I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.
I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously...Show more »
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. Show less «
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it.
I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it.
It's true; I have a skill and it's... it has not related to acting, it's not related to auditions, it's not related to studios, not related ...Show more »
It's true; I have a skill and it's... it has not related to acting, it's not related to auditions, it's not related to studios, not related to public whim. It's whether I'm funny or not and whether I can entertain people. Show less «
I always do ask - whoever put me here; The Builder - what did You want me to do? I just want a relationship with Whoever built me. This is t...Show more »
I always do ask - whoever put me here; The Builder - what did You want me to do? I just want a relationship with Whoever built me. This is too much; too weird that it happened by accident. I don't believe that I happened by accident. Show less «
Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice ...Show more »
The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux. Show less «
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
What I find odd in Hollywood is that they didn't like Trump because he was a bully. But if you had any inkling that you were for Trump, you ...Show more »
What I find odd in Hollywood is that they didn't like Trump because he was a bully. But if you had any inkling that you were for Trump, you got bullied for doing that. And it gets a bit hypocritical for me Show less «
[on having conservative views in Hollywood]You've gotta be real careful around here. You get beat up if don't believe what everybody believe...Show more »
[on having conservative views in Hollywood]You've gotta be real careful around here. You get beat up if don't believe what everybody believes. This is like 1930's in Germany. I don't know what happened. If you're not part of the group, you know what we believe is right, I go, Well, I might have a problem with that. Show less «
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