Greg Giraldo
Birthday:
December 10, 1965 in Bronx, New York City, New York, USA
Birth Name:
Gregory C. Giraldo
Height:
178 cm
Greg Giraldo was born on December 10, 1965 in Bronx, New York City, New York, USA as Gregory C. Giraldo. He was a writer and actor, known for Common Law (1996), Z Rock (2008) and Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn (2002). He was married to MaryAnne McAlpin-Giraldo. He died on September 29, 2010 in New Brunswick, New Jersey, USA.
[on Christianity] The Virgin Mary... We have a whole religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story.
[on Christianity] The Virgin Mary... We have a whole religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story.
It's hard to distinguish when I was actually struggling from when I only felt like I was struggling - which was pretty much always.
It's hard to distinguish when I was actually struggling from when I only felt like I was struggling - which was pretty much always.
I've always had real trouble knowing what my actual desires and goals are. I've just been dragged along by fate.
I've always had real trouble knowing what my actual desires and goals are. I've just been dragged along by fate.
Little did I know that earning a living at stand-up is the hardest thing you can do. But once I started doing it, I just loved it, and I rea...Show more »
Little did I know that earning a living at stand-up is the hardest thing you can do. But once I started doing it, I just loved it, and I realized that I was actually kinda good at it, and then that was it. Show less «
There are no black people in Iraq, so how will they know who to shoot at?
There are no black people in Iraq, so how will they know who to shoot at?
If you spend five minutes with me or watch me try to balance my checkbook, you can only imagine the disaster I would make of anyone's legal ...Show more »
If you spend five minutes with me or watch me try to balance my checkbook, you can only imagine the disaster I would make of anyone's legal issues. Show less «
Some people are just really goofy kind of guitar acts, and they go out and do these colleges and start making a fortune pretty early on. And...Show more »
Some people are just really goofy kind of guitar acts, and they go out and do these colleges and start making a fortune pretty early on. And other people - I know guys who are great comics, who've done the Letterman show many times, who still barely pay their bills. Show less «
Why do we need another station where everyone has a gun? We already have BET.
Why do we need another station where everyone has a gun? We already have BET.
The reality is I'm not a 'get knocked down and come back harder' kind of guy.
The reality is I'm not a 'get knocked down and come back harder' kind of guy.
The reality is I'm not this person with this driving 'get it done' attitude.
The reality is I'm not this person with this driving 'get it done' attitude.
The things that make me laugh are considered smart or whatever, I guess. But stuff that's self-consciously intelligent or self-consciously h...Show more »
The things that make me laugh are considered smart or whatever, I guess. But stuff that's self-consciously intelligent or self-consciously hip or cool, that doesn't do it for me either. You just try to be funny. Show less «
The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny.
The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny.